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Recent Game Reviews
Jump'n'Rolla
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 18, 2009
Hard and storyless.
No story and the head seems to take up about 300 degrees of rotation. Not to mention it has no story. Flesh it out much much more.
Smiley Creator V1
Rated 0 / 5 stars March 4, 2009
Most games like this,
succeed because of three things. Porn, as in the people your creating can be uncreated or just created to be nude. HUGE HUGE HUGE ARRAY OF OPTIONS! Eyes mouth and head shape? No. Not enough. Hair hats feet bodies arms and much much much much more. I don't like this option so I mention it last, dressing up something popular, something people know and want to create one of.
TentaDrill
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars November 26, 2008
It started hard...
And it only got easier. Most games have accepted that an upslope learning curve provides for the most fun in any gameplay experience because, they're right. And the worst part? It wasn't even that hard to begin with. I was never below two lives. Make it harder and longer.
Recent Audio Reviews
Elfire - Zombies and cocaine
Rated 5 / 5 stars September 14, 2011
It deserves a 5.
Not from me, from everyone. How is this not the greatest rated song in the audio portal? FUCK YOU ARE AWESOME. More please.
Devo P - 150 cc
Rated 0 / 5 stars November 3, 2010
Not quite my favorite collection of instruments.
I like my dance music to have a slightly slower tempo as well.
Is it really that much fun being an NG troll?
(cover) Owl City - Fireflies
Rated 0 / 5 stars November 3, 2010
I dislike covers of songs.
Mostly because vocals are the main feature. You can psychoanalyze all you want and say that people who know the songs tend to pay more attention to the instrument they play, but the subconscious mind, the one that just grazes the song, needs vocals if they are their in the original. Or it just sounds empty. Empty regardless of number or type of instruments. Maybe it's just hideously long. I don't know.
I respect that. Each to their own.
I couldn't reach as high as Young if I tried though, otherwise I'd have done a vocal cover; Baritones aren't THAT high-pitched, unfortunately.
I still stand by my decision to make it an instrumental cover, though. I'm perfectly cool with the fact that it won't appeal to everyone.
Recent Art Reviews
Uncomfortable
Rated 4.5 / 5 stars Apr 7, 2011
I quite love it...
...when art transforms before it's done. It shows an overabundance of creativity. Keep up the drawing, soon you will be famous, or better yet, rich. Almost complete lack of a background loses you that star, in case you were wondering where it went.
Wisdom-from-Elika-pag1
Rated 4 / 5 stars Aug 17, 2010
I laughed.
Rap quote mother fuckers. This funneh stuff deserves a favorite and like, 3 stars because of the 3rd panel. But I am kinda crazy so I give youuuu well,
Easy Score: Good job on that 3rd panel! 10 hands down funniest thing I saw all day.
Hard Score: Suck. Don't be such a lazy cunt man. You said it first man. 3 stars.
True Score: Meh, damn good, shows lots of promise, keep it up with the pretending that you are lazy and this shit is easy while artless so called >artists< bitch at you for not being funny or whatever shit haters gonna say. No numbers for the true score.
Numbers Are Falze. The Nerdy Asshole Out. 83
Little miss sleepy
Rated 5 / 5 stars Jul 31, 2010
Love, hate.
Love everything about it, especially the uncaring wall bunnies. I could compliment your novelty if everything present hadn't been done before. It's great that some of these things I've seen before but not together though. I do appreciate that greatly. The one thing I hate is how MUCH I love this thing. It's insane and evil and it appears either to be a split second or rather than a before and after simply two object # 7's in different quantum realities. Speaking of which, I'm always for barcodes and the like. Especially when they accentuate exactly what is a person and what is a combination of aesthetic portions of organic matter and sex toys in the forms of anus cunt and esophagus. Keep doing what your doing. Dehumanizing those that deserve it and by extention glorifying and exalting the divine nature of those with dick. And dick itself. I am abstract, good-bye.
This review is complicated.
Recent Movie Reviews
Rated 5 / 5 stars March 28, 2012
Everything IS true isn't EVERYTHING. Anyways, no criticism here cock joke credit card MASTER. Yeah, that's right, we're skipping right over expert and sage and going straight to MASTER. YOU, AM, MASTERY. Maybe make it easier to stop laughing next time. That's a critical comment right?
Rated 3 / 5 stars March 3, 2012
The syncing was way off for me and they didn't really do anything except be created by, stuff. It's awesome regardless and the sync problem might have been mine alone. Keep it up, your brand of humor is AWEsome.
I apologize. I'm still getting use to exporting in flash. I guess I need to find a way to get the file to load differently? Sorry the sound was off for you. Thanks anyway.
Rated 2.5 / 5 stars March 3, 2012
I am confused, and I'm almost positive that's the point. It's okay, can't really think of any flaws in it, just not particularly amusing an idea, in my opinion of course.