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It's, okay. It's playable and I do understand, not there really is anything to understand. The only constructive criticism I have is that maybe he should look forward instead of straight at the player, it started to creep me out after a while. So, any side shots of his face exist?

Obama's not god. Silly game.

Slow paced my anus! Level 2 things go absolutely batshit crazy hard! No matter what I chose to buy! Also the shotgun doesn't really fire like a shot gun, it fires more like if you had five arms, were holding five pistols gangster style, and fired them all at once. Additionally, the music was incredibly annoying as soon as I heard it, and it never grew on me. Thank goodness for the sound off/on option, but it'd be better if the games sound was good, or even okay, instead of intolerable. Lastly this isn't a tower defense game. A tower defense game is a game where you build towers with money earned from killing enemies and let the towers do the work, you being in charge of upgrades or what have you. This is just a defense game. Not that that effected the score I gave it any, but it is false advertising to say this is a tower defense game.

Specials never seemed to go away and also, for whatever reason, spotting the sets of three was nearly impossible. I'm not saying the challenge was a bad thing, don't get me wrong, but I personally couldn't stop a single set of three from being formed except the very first one I saw in every game I played. And if a game is too hard, it kind of makes it not so fun. And this definitely qualifies, because the only way sets of three got destroyed was by chance when the board changed. Additionally, one time I got really lucky, and got pretty far, and the pieces were just disappearing immediately over and over again, instantaneously, making any moves I might have made, completely pointless. Also not so fun. Not a bad game, but not so good either.

It all seemed very interesting, but on the first level it said, Liselot can stop and have a chat with co-workers, and I couldn't figure out how. The fixer guy just ate my face three times. Then when I chose play again to continue without trying to talk to the guy (I think maybe it was supposed to say Andre can stop and have a chat, but I'm not sure) the game reloaded but without any of the characters or the level, making it unplayable after you fuck up once. And it seemed so interesting too, :(. Sorry but I have no choice but to blam this for being basically unplayable without refreshing the page, starting the first level, and then going through the cutscene again and again. Figure out what causes this technical issue and re-upload it, I'm looking forward to giving this game a full review when it's not broken.

I like how kevin gets pissed when you fuck up and how he looks horny instead of hungry when you do good, other than that, it's like a puzzle game on super easy mode. It never got hard but it sure got boring quick. I don't actually have any constructive criticism for how to make it more challenging, all I can say is, make it more challenging. Or you could give an option of difficulty settings and have this be the "very easy" mode.

grainsalt responds:

Thanks for the feedback, I have increased the speed at which the items come on and have made it so it is harder progressively each level. Didn't want to make it so hard that you can't get past level 4 though.

Not sure about the "horny" face though .. lol

Hard and storyless.

No story and the head seems to take up about 300 degrees of rotation. Not to mention it has no story. Flesh it out much much more.

Most games like this,

succeed because of three things. Porn, as in the people your creating can be uncreated or just created to be nude. HUGE HUGE HUGE ARRAY OF OPTIONS! Eyes mouth and head shape? No. Not enough. Hair hats feet bodies arms and much much much much more. I don't like this option so I mention it last, dressing up something popular, something people know and want to create one of.

It started hard...

And it only got easier. Most games have accepted that an upslope learning curve provides for the most fun in any gameplay experience because, they're right. And the worst part? It wasn't even that hard to begin with. I was never below two lives. Make it harder and longer.

Couple Bad Points.

If this was supposed to be fun, funny and gruesome then it succeded. If it was supposed to change my mind about anything, it failed. If it was supposed to do both, then it was decent. All in all, average.

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