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[A Crow in Hell]

NO.

I can't touch anything or I explode into feathers? Even for hell that's pretty harsh. Especially when DRAGONFLIES can move through anything and somehow magically know exactly where I am. Does Satan hate crows? Is THAT why everything in hell regardless of how pointy it is makes me BURST? Heavy things falling on my head out of nowhere unexpectedly I was ready for. Sharp moving things killing me was fine. Hey, even the "I flew too fast headfirst into a wall and now I'm dead" thing I could understand, but touching ANYTHING makes me explode!? That is horrible. Horrible design because about twenty percent of my deaths were caused by being too close to invisible walls. Horrible concept because the entire thing was boring as hell. Horribly glitchy because every time I retried the thing took me back to the very first area for a couple seconds and because of the aforementioned invisible walls. Horribly hard in the way that it's not challenging and it doesn't make me want to see how far I can get as much as it makes me frustrated and I wanted to quit immediately. This game, is crap. I hated every moment of it and I've probably lost a year off my life for having played it.

[Body Ladder]

Horrible HORRIBLE link placement.

And that is the singular reason it's getting a five. It'd be a ten if I hadn't lost a full three times because I accidentally opened three or four new pages to mofunzone. Please, PM me when you get an update to that. I'd love to play the good version of this game.

[Blockworm]

There is no way to lose.

I love it except for the fact that I couldn't lose. That sucked. Would have gotten a much better score with the ability to lose.

terrypaton1 responds:

Hi ya, the bug should be fixed now, sorry about that. If it's still glitching for you let me know.

[Epic War]

Frugality.

I'm not sure if I suck at this game or if this game sucks but I'm pretty damn sure it's the latter. The arrow thing is hard as hell to aim or control along with the fact that about half the time it gets stuck at the lowest or highest possible aim and then I can't shoot a damn thing. Not to mention the shit graphics or the fact that I never have close to enough money to give me any real type of advantage in the next fight. I can't in good concious give this game a single star.

[Make happy umbrella man]

Faster.

For the love of god make it faster. I don't need to see thirty seconds of clouds and then the construction paper popping up each time I start again. Just click play once and your off. And the ending lasted far too long as well. Only like fifteen seconds but that's still about twelve seconds of annoying pointlessness.

[Mastermind: World Conqueror]

Unless your going aliens a sequel is impossible

Which sucks. A lot. But anyways, my favorite was ponder because he asked was it worth it in the end and I answered thinking that was the end of the comment and I said exactly what mastermind said making me feel, TRUELY EVIL, Like I've never felt before. Also, yes, yes it was. I already beat the game but because my computer is a piece of shit I had it on low quality making the ending sequence kind of suck, so I played the entire thing again making sure to up the quality to high right before the destruction of the earth, and you know what? It was worth it. Completely and totally worth it. I love this game and I really can't wait for the sequel that I will kill you for not making by the way. Dark Opheillia sounds like a bouncy chicken and is truely the most disgusting creature I have ever seen. Which made her insanely funny to watch as she hopped around and inevitably died. My favorite patsie was the snobgoblin, because he reminds me of meeee... The reason this game only got a nine instead of a ten even though it is the best game I've ever played on any platform period is because of the fact that stealing science was indeed the most important part of the entire game and yet unless the last two patsies (which I could never unlock for some reason) were specialized in stealing science there wasn't a single patsie with the specific focus of stealing science, and that was incredibly infuriating. I guess I should say what my least favorite ending button was, and it was furious. Why? Because I would have remebered to bring my cheesey snacks. And that mademe feel less like the mastermind. Anyways, this review is way too large as it stands and most of it is just me being either a mindless fanboy or me being a whiney cunt and for that I apologize. Sequel soon please.

[Orchestrated Death]

More.

It only gets a seven because it was short but everything their was genuinly fun and I'm glad I only had to consult the guide once. (I never would have thought of clicking the fruit basket when he walked over the fridge) If I hadn't had to consult it at all it would have probably been too easy and any more than five times wouldn't have made me feel like it was too hard but like I was an idiot and I don't like games that make me feel that way. So, make a longer game like this one and you'll get an instant ten from me. :D

[Madness Regent]

Short.

Increase the size of the game. Or just make it into an art gallery. Really awesome if not, Short.

[Cursor Attack 3]

Great game.

Lots of great mechanics BUT... I almost always listen to my own music while I play games and even if I turn off the sound effects the white puffy clouds still go whooooosh! when you shoot them. Not cool. Fix that please? I promise I'll play a hell of a lot more if that gets fixed. Bye.